The Traveler:
Driver calls my house like 3 times trying to find out where it is...
"you on Johnson? There ain't no 123 Johnson street in my gps!"
"Johnson trace" I say, "it's a cul de sac off of Johnson"
"Johnson --- right but there ain't no 123 Johnson in the gps"
"no trace not street --- Johnson trace"
This goes on--- he either can't or won't listen.
He calls back twice. Finally I say: take a right on park and a left on Johnson then a right on Johnson trace...
That musta done it because he managed to get here---
On leaving my house we set off --- we haven't gone 2 blocks before I have to interrupt him: " the airport is the other way" ...
Seriously --- this is a local towncar company in my suburb of 30000 people --- and the driver knows neither where I live nor were the airport is...
I'm convinced of it--- the ruination of humanly will be due to the fact that theyre just too fucking annoying to live
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